Bravery from 3 countries
Ministers from USA, UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon
he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad!
After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to
the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The
proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly alled his
General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim
10 rounds around this ship!". The General replied "Anything for
the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10
rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds,
The 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the
Queen!".
The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself.
He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of
them and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this
ship!".
The soldier replied "Oi, you siao ah?
I juz bought my 4-rooms and I am paying through my nose. Now, U
want me to jump and die, eh? just for u to hao lian?
You jump into the sea yourself lah!"
The Singapore PM smiled and said
"Heard that? That's what I call guts!"