I've had a craving for some good steampunk for awhile now. And now I'm going to go all Little Miss Pickybritches on you, because there are things I really don't like in the genre.
1) I want actual female characters. Women who do things, and have conversations that don't revolve around romance or men. Mercedes Lackey does good woman characters. As does Anne McCaffrey. Killashandra, anyone? Look to Whitechapel Gods for inspiration on this.
2) I want some plot explanations, even if the author has to hold a character down and force them to play Exposition Bitch for a few pages. Scar Night is an excellent example of this - it's a really cool setting populated with characters who keep wandering around doing things, or not being allowed to sanctify their dead loved ones (WTF is up with that?), and there's something going on with angels, but it makes no sense because there IS NO EXPOSITION BITCH!!!
3) Romance is encouraged, but only good romance that actually involves the characters falling in love with each other's faults and annoying habits, instead of meeting and declaring eternal love five minutes later. (redwulf and I waited a good three weeks before we declared our love, dammit!)
4) I anyone can find me some good, plotty, well written Adventures of Jules Verne fanfic, I would do an SCA Dance of Joy.
5) Alt history with steampunk and magic is good. Me likes alt history.
6) Re: 4 - I am open to fanfic that fits the above list, including, but not limited to: AUs, slash, and OTP(3, 4 etc), and any fandom.
7) Happy endings are preferred.
Assuming anyone can find something that meets the insanely high standards set above (especially 1), I will give you many thanks.