A young Italian goes to confession :

- My father, I sinned to have made love with an easy woman.
- Is this you, Toni Parisi?
- Yes my father, it is me.
- And who is this woman with which you were ?
- I won't say it to you, my Father, of fear of ruining her reputation.
- Toni, sooner or later I will know her name so you can as well tell me now... Tina Minetti ?
- I can't tell.
- Teresa Volpe ?
- I won't say anything.
- Nina Capelli ?
- Sorry but I will not say her name.
- Rosa Di Angelo?
- Please my Father, you must understand that I must keep silent.
- I admire your discretion but you sinned and must make amend for your fault. For 3 months, you can't be altar server any more. Pray and behave well my son.

At the exit of the church, Nino, the buddy of Toni, asks him how it went.

- 3 months of holidays and 4 good hints !