Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

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Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Postby minbiza » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:12 pm

from Mo's Barfly, south of the Wabbit Fence pub!

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some
local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,
the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze,
steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be acquitted?"

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cheers m. :wink:

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Postby aihe » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:12 am

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