from Mo's Barfly, south of the Wabbit Fence pub!
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some
local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,
the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze,
steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be acquitted?"
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cheers m.
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