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If You Love Someone

Postby gundam » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:47 pm

> THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free...
> If she comes back, she's yours,
> If she doesn't, she never was....
>
> THE NEW VERSIONS.....
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Pessimist:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she ever comes back, she's yours,
> If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Optimist:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> Don't worry, she will come back.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Suspicious:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she ever comes back, ask her why.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Impatient:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Patient:
>
> If you love someone, Set her free ...
> If she doesn't come back,
> continue to wait until she
> comes back ...
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Playful:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
> repeat
> *
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> C++ Programmer :
>
> if(you-love(x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
> x_she.free()
> if(x_she == NULL)
> x_she = new She;
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Animal-Rights Activist :
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Lawyers:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial
> Freedom Act
> clearly states that...
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Bill Gates :
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> If she comes back,
> I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
> tell her that she's also going to get
> an upgrade.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Biologist :
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> She'll evolve.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Statisticians :
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
> If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Schwarzenegger's fans:
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> SHE'LL BE BACK!
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Over possessive person :
>
> If you love someone
> don't set her free.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> HR specialist :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> MBA :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
>
> Psychologist :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back her super ego is dominant
> If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
> If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Somnabulist :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back it's a nightmare
> If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> ERP funcational expert :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back, map her into your system
> If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Finance expert :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
> If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> Marketing Specialist :
>
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back she has brand loyalty
> If she
> doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

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By the what r u?

Postby firdaus_aca » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:29 pm

By the what r u?
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Re: If You Love Someone

Postby out4fun2 » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:33 am

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.


Best advice!
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Postby Suzu » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:00 am

hahahaha That was so good :lol:
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Postby [Silver.Moon] » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:20 pm

...

I don't know what to say...
Cool?

xP
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Re: If You Love Someone

Postby isensor » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:27 pm

Good one
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